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THROW IT IN THE CHRISTMAS COOKIE JAR   1 comment

 

WreathSome things about the Christmas season really confuse me. Not the sacred story of the Nativity or the beautiful traditions and decorations. Rather it is some of the Christmas Songs.

I would like to know who is Christmas Carol. Is she Santa Clause’s wife? If so who is Mary Christmas? Is old Santa delivering more than toys to her on the side?

That is only one of the problems I have with these songs. I would like to know who Chet is. Why are they roasting Chet’s nuts on an open fire? What did he do to deserve that?

Why are these people with bowels of holly donning their gay apparel? Not that there is anything wrong with that, but what does it have to do with Christmas. Besides with bowels of holly they should probably be donning hospital gowns not gay apparel.

Then you have Felix Navidad, he had me confused for a while but I think he may be that annoying little Drummer Boy they keep singing about every time I go into a store near Christmas.

I also wonder about the Angles. You know them Mark and Harold Angles. They are always singing too. Wait maybe they are where that gay apparel comes in. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Then I think that Most Wonderful Time Of The Year has things screwed up. Where do the scary ghost stories come in? It sounds more like a Halloween song to me.

Last and most terrible is that Winter Wonderland song. Who are these people conspiring and making plans by the fire? Has anyone notified the N.S.A. or Homeland Security about these conspirators? Where is this fire? Are they in a cave somewhere planning something? I think Santa may have to send out a Christmas drone or at least put them on the naughty list.

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Posted December 9, 2013 by kevingcox in Random Thoughts

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